Castor Uganda: Misfortunes of a Casanova, Kartoniert / Broschiert

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His name is Hyena Atwooki from Hoima. Has a huge ugly horny black serpent btn his legs and a tongue long enough to lick his nose. Both, he uses to service women. He has boned countless women from around.
If age was defined by the times one has boned, he w'd be one of the oldest people to ever walk on earth. Guys hate him like hell for boning their chics, but the sistas adore him for giving them multiple orgasms?yes you heard me right; whole body tantalizing electric orgasms at least two @ encounter.
?Hyena you?re the master key to my happiness? the chics confess.
Making love is the reason the gods created him. He's their video game, reality show, film; pass time toy, they watch when not busy tormenting you. He is the ultimate player, his moves flawless; his success legendary.
In short he is the silverback of Africa. Hence some wives seeking his permission to bed their husbands! He has fathered more kids than Genghis Khan, some he knows?most he doesn?t and may never. He is the emperor of women, the fountain of love & life.
Some of his mottos are: A Selective Fireplace Never Gathers Much Ash. & Bone Them All or Dry Trying.
Hyena?s prayer: For God so loved women that he came down on earth and boned a married woman. Who ? am, I to resist sweet women?
Dear god(s) help me bone them all apart from my relations; because pleasing your most beautiful creations, the women is the jihad I?ve chosen to fight. Amen!
But things don't always go as he wishes.